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Notes from an Insane Mother
Sunday, 8 June 2008
Mood:  special

Well, I wish that I could tell everyone of the amazing plans our family has for summer, but gas prices are ridiculous, so it looks like we'll be laying around the house staring at each other. With the tremendous amount of gas that 4 males produce, you would think we could power a whole fleet of SUV's, but no such luck.

If any of you has any exciting ideas for things to do this summer from the comfort of our own home, I'd be glad to hear it. Here are some fun ideas that I thought of on my own:

1. Post comments on every blog we can find. Make them as obnoxious as possible and see how many threats we can get from others. For every threat we receive, the kids get a token at Chuck E. Cheese. This will motivate them to really get into this "blogging" thing.l

2. Teach the kids how to be pick pockets. This way they will have plenty of spending money. I will rake my 10 percent off the top and that will give us a little gas money. Remember, no one ever suspects a 7 year old when their wallet is missing.

3. Rent out the kids to others that are thinking about having kids of their own, but have not made up their minds yet. This way, I get free babysitting, and I can charge them for the rental. This would be a good service, don't you agree?

Let me know if you have any more good "summer family ideas" for us. We should have time to do a few more things after we do the 3 I listed. Hope you all have a great summer!

Posted by mismith1381 at 11:39 PM CDT

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